If I punched myself every time I dreamt about us Well, then I'd be dead It's funny you should mention that subject Oh the thought of punching you instead Oh get out of my head! I don't know how many times I've told you Is it the sound of 'No' that you don't quite understand? I don't know, oh well actually, I think so Oh it's hard Oh it's quite hard When your on your own And it makes me sad When I'm on my own I cried myself to sleep last night Cause you turned me down on my birthday night All the boys were there and I watched them stare with glee Oh it was a particularly bad time to be me Not a very pleasant time you'll agree A particularly bad time to be me I cried myself to sleep last night The bouncer turned me down on an oldies night A forty minute queue The passport wouldn't do And that was it as far as I was concerned Concerned with you Oh now what can I do? Why don't you come back home with me and let's make a minor mistake? It's true what they say A little bit of bad luck in your love life can educate Oh it's hard Oh it's quite hard When your on your own And it makes me sad when I'm on my own Oh it was a particularly bad time to be me Not a very pleasant time you'll agree A particularly bad time to be me