Saint Peter got fired From his job at the pearly gate 'Cause the people behind it Told him heaven's full, let 'm wait It ain't hard to imagine And we truly understand But the trouble these lepers are havin' Won't be solved in our meadowland Peter turned around to find There was nobody there And said Dad gummit - what's the use Christmas time is here It's got me singing the blues I strum it and I hum it Call me reindeer call me moose Dad gummit Tell me what's the use Peter called st. Mary Go and hear what they have to say Maybe when they behold Thee This cold might melt away They said the things these lepers need We ain't never gonna share It's our fortune that they seek Let 'm beg, we don't care Mary turned around to find There was nobody there And said Dad gummit - what's the use Christmas time is here It's got me singing the blues I strum it and I hum it Call me reindeer call me moose Dad gummit I'm playing the blues St. Peter and st. Mary Said now who are we gonna call It's getting a little hairy We need someone with bigger balls But Jezus was engaged in Writing his Christmas plea Now these people are still raging Scared to death by some refugees Dad gummit - what's the use Christmas time is here It's got me singing the blues I strum it and I hum it Call me reindeer call me moose Dad gummit Tell me what's the use I heard Allah threw down the glove And Buddah had to decline Then Jezus from above Started pouring some precious wine Dad gummit Dad gummit God dammit Sorry