Like a cushion underneath my head There's a monster underneath my bed It makes me swallow 'cause it wants me dead When it leaves it makes me sad Oh yeah I got a cushion for both our heads Me and the monster underneath my bed Let's act like you're already dead Dont leave cause you'll make me sad Oh yeah I don't care that you're a monster I only care that you're here with me I feel like I was being a monster Now I know I'm not the only one Oh yeah You're a freak and you're a monster But I think you're quite alright Now I'm not the only monster Let's scare the shit out of the night Oh yeah