I'm sorry if I happened to sound curt I was trying to save the last of my voice But since the rest of the band is out getting drunk I might as well let myself have some fun Are you old enough to try? Are you still young enough to die? You really let me down But I lead you on So save the chatter and bites Our bassist never pulled the car around So we continued drinking for an hour None of us realized he was busy Touching his nose and walking in a straight line Am I the chernobyl dog? Do I really have no spine? I didn't want to have to tell you this over the phone But things just aren't looking up for me I'm going to have to quit the band Yes, I quit Telyscopes But I hope that you'll both understand That it's not you "It's not you it's not me" It's just me Because I have no spine I really am the chernobyl dog I have no spine at all I am the chernobyl dog I have no spine