On a day like this I wish, I wish I would've got a job So I could be home by 6 home by 6 On a day like this I wish I never had a dream at all Cause I've lost myself in it On a day like this And on a day like this I wish I never started drinking much So I'd remember still being young, being young And on a day like this I wish I never took that seventh shot Cause all that's left is me feeling sick on a day like this And on a day like this I wish I'd married out of college Instead of laughing at you having kids, having kids And on a day like this I wish I'd married out of college Instead of trying to be so hot and rich on a day like this And on a day like this I wish I wish I could've loved you more Instead of wondering what I deserved, what I deserved And on a day like this I wish I wasn't such a know-it-all Cause then maybe I'd have you to call on a day like this On a day like this And on a day like this I wish I didn't really love you, God So I could do whatever I want whatever I want And on a day like this I wish I didn't have to care so much On a day like this Just on a day like this And on a day like this I wish I never got my dream at all Cause all I've got is useless sh*t useless sh*t And on a day like this I wish I wish that I could start again And trade it off for love and friends On a day like this