Hurts me when I cough Spilled my water cup She will clean me up She will clean me up Aching in my bones Lack of muscle tone She will sing me songs She will cheer me up! NURSE, NURSE, NURSE, NURSE NURSE, NURSE, NURSE, NURSE She will change my clothes Cover me with ointment He will like it much He will like it much Short attention span I feel cold again Turn the T.V. up Turn the heater Up! NURSE, NURSE, NURSE, NURSE NURSE, NURSE, NURSE, NURSE Changed my mind again Now it's working good Think I've had enough Think I've had enough Changed my meds again Now I'm paranoid She will pull the plug She will pull the plug! NURSE, NURSE, NURSE, NURSE NURSE, NURSE, NURSE, NURSE NURSE, NURSE, NURSE, NURSE Where's my NURSE Want my NURSE Where's my NURSE Need my NURSE!