There was once was a lad by the age of three He loved beyblades and NickTV His father burst in and he got on one knee He told him he was getting some milk Oh no, his father is gone And he won't come back, boy that didn't take long Soon may his father may come If he makes the NBA Now this boy grew up, he is now 19 And he lives a good life, even got a boo thing Until one day she said to him "I'm leaving you for Eugene" Oh no, that's the name of his dad But he had to be sure, this is real real bad His now Ex girl pulled a picture of him And alas it was dear old dad This boy found out his dad's address He said imma bout' to go and make a mess He knocked once on his father's door And there stood one Eugene Oh son, I've been gone too long I apologize to you and of course to mom But before Eugene could even finish that thought He got hit with the Chris, one two