Ab baari humaari hai
Kopche mein almari hai
Birju ja almari mein se sandook le
Sandook mein se bandook lekar aa tu
Iska karde full 'n final aaj
Taakega tu maa ki laaj
Nachega tu khake paanch, goliyan
Aale daaku, saale daapu
Lauta kangan warna chadega tu suli, kyu miyaan?
Aarrgh!
Nahi chadha to maine zalzala le aana hai
Chal zara tu Bombay 70 valvala dikhlana hai
Wahaan public hai battar maregi patthar
Bhagega bachkar kaise tu
Lala tere bahot naatak
Baaju mein hai rail phatak
Fatak tutela hai, Birju hatela hai
Buddha thakela tu ekdam sukhela hai
Gusse mein janta hai
Pitna to banta hai
Khaane ke wande hain
40 ke kaande hain
Futeli chaali hai khuli hui naali hai
Public mawwali hai de raili gaali hai
Raste pe khadde hai
Bhai log ke adde hain
Sarh gayele masle he he tu hansle
Kangan kidhar hai be lala
(Ha ha sir sir.:): D