Ninja Brian. I think I figured out why our quest to be the world's most intense metal band hasn't panned out yet. It's because people think we're soft! We have to write a truly satanic jam. Are you ready to get evil? ...yes, this is perfect! From the darkest pits of the deepest well We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from Hell! You curse as the name passes your lips We're the two horseman of the Rockpocalypse Flying on the backs of flaming horses We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses I'll kill your Dad and scream obscenities The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies Death and destruction are all around We're motherfuckin' evil and we'll never slow down We are the nightmares you should be afraid of There is just one thing we love and that's: COOKIES! COOKIES! YAY! COOKIES! Pass the milk please! Everybody loves cookies, hurray! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD SAVE ME! I SEE DEMONS! All your nightmares have come to life The harsh survives in the darkest of night Take a final breath in our well of hate And wish for death as we eat this plate of COOKIES! They're the taste of happy COOKIES! Chocolate chips for everyone COOKIES! THE DEMONS ARE CONSUMING ME Everybody eat some cookies today! ...That fucking do anything for ya, Megadeath.?