I am slightly uncomfortable Extremly untolarable So ill take a drink and another And another I take prescriptions For unexisting addictions So i can laugh at you When you call Jesus Christ On your cellphone device And he tells you that there aint' a chance That you're going to heaven I am your mother, your father and your brother I am the only thing existing for you I am the upper, the lower and the nether And you'll be doomed forever When you call Jesus Christ On your cellphone device And he tells you that there aint' a chance That your going to heaven