Was heading home cuz I thought it was late I left my car on the interstate Craving a night cap to keep up my buzz Walked in the bar, and there she was We got to talking bout this and that I let her know I was running flat She could tell I had my way with the ladies I drive a car, and she drives a Mercedes Yeah, don't you know that it hurts so good Yeah, oh baby it hurts so good I played the role cuz she looked the part I figured this couldn't be all that hard All my doubts were slowly fading I took her home and I called her my lady She kissed my face and said I was sweet I dindn't think I had it in me She said: hey babe, let's move to Paris Said: I'm afraid I'm as straight as my hair is Yeah, don't you know that it hurts so good Yeah, oh baby it hurts so good Yeah, don't you know that it hurts so good Yeah, oh baby it hurts so good Yeah, hurts so good Yeah, hurts so good