I got drunk on a Monday
Felt like hell on Tuesday
I went to the doctor on Wednesday
He gave me something funky
Woke up on a Saturday
I know it's never gonna be the same
And I know there's nothing left to say so
Just leave me in my pool, and I'll drown and
I'll drool with this smiling, frowning fool
For 4 days and 4 nights I sang
Whoa, nothing is wrong with me
Whoa, just singing my song to me
Whoa, just sing it along with me
But don't take my bottle
Excuse me, Sir, my bottle...
I swear I can't remember him
Hell I don't even know where the bathroom here is
But I don't care cuz I got a new best friend and
If I run out I can always refill again
I know it's never gonna be the same
And I know there's nothing left to say so
Just leave me in my pool, and I'll drown and
I'll drool with this smiling, frowning fool
For 4 days and 4 nights I sang
Whoa, nothing is wrong with me
Whoa, just singing my song to me
Whoa, just sing it along with me
But don't take my bottle
Excuse me, Sir, my bottle
I got drunk on a Monday
Felt like hell on Tuesday
I went to the doctor on Wednesday
He gave me something funky
Woke up on a Saturday
I know it's never gonna be the same
And I know there's nothing left to say so
Just leave me in my pool, and I'll drown and
I'll drool with this smiling, frowning fool
For 4 days and 4 nights I sang
I'm never gonna waste my time on you
Like this again
Whoa, nothing is wrong with me
Whoa, just singing my song to me
Whoa, just sing it along with me
But don't take my bottle
NO NO NOOO...
Nothing is wrong with me,
Whoa, just singing my song to me
Whoa, just sing it along with me
But don't take my bottle
Excuse my don't take my bottle
Away...