Ma chere, mademoiselle It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight And now we invite you to relax Let us pull up a chair (yeah!), as the dining room proudly presents, your dinner Be our guest, be our guest, put our service to the test Tie you napkin 'round your neck cherie (ha ha) And we'll provide the rest (That's right) Soup du jour, hot (uh huh) d'oeuvres (c'mon) Why, we only live to serve (woo!) Try the gray stuff, It's delicious (alright!) Don't believe me? Ask the dishes! (yeah!) They can sing sing sing (woo!), they can dance dance dance (uh!) After all Miss, this is France (uh huh) And a dinner here, is never never second best (yeah!) C'mon! Go on, unfold your menu (uh huh) Go on, take a glance and then you'll (alright) Be our guest (hey) be our guest (hey) Be our guest (yeah, yeah) C'mon! Yeah! Be our guest guest, yeah yeah Beef ragout (ooh), cheese souffle (ay) Pie and pudding en flambe (flambe) We'll prepare and serve with flair, a culinary caberet (sounds so good) You're alone (oh) and you're scared (yeah) But the banquet's all prepared (it's all prepared) No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining We tell jokes! (jokes) I do tricks (tricks), with my fellow candlesticks And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet (yeah!) Come on and lift your glass You've won your own free pass, to be our guest If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest (yeah, c'mon) Be our guest (be our guest) (c'mon c'mon) Be our guest!