Look she's here again The girl with the patent leather face Tears pictures out of magazines Looks longingly at makeup adds And glossy spreads of beauty queens The girl with the patent leather face Sits in a darkened bedsit gloom She chains her door, squats on the floor Lets no one into her room Two faced baby Shiny baby Two faced baby Shiny baby You can laugh, point at me They do it all the time But how would you like it if you had A face like mine The girl with the patent leather face Is a psychopatic mental case A target for the freaks and creeps A reject of the human race The girl with the patent leather face Hangs around the mutant bars She tampers with machinery So other beauties crash their cars Two faced baby Shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny Two faced baby You can laugh, point at me They do it all the time But how would you like it if you had A face like mine The girl with the patent leather face Tears pictures out of magazines Looks longingly at makeup adds And glossy spreads of beauty queens The girl with the patent leather face Sits in a darkened bedsit gloom She chains her door, squats on the floor Lets no one into her room I'm alone and she's alone And we should get together I'll never ask you to remove Your mask of shiny Patent leather Patent leather If you kiss me Kiss me You can laugh, point at me They do it all the time But how would you like it if you had A face like mine Had a Face like mine Had a face like mine If you kiss me, kiss me Shiny baby With your lips of Patent leather And your cold, cold eyes?