FK you it's Christmas, I hate your shiny lights
FK you it's Christmas, your shopping and your fights
With your Frosty and Rudolph and silver and gold
With your sweet little stories all told by the old
Your Dancer and Prancer and balls hung with care
Your candlelight vigils your sad little prayers
FK you it's Christmas, your trees an all your malls
FK you it's Christmas, your garland and your balls
With a chubby old man bringing toys for the tots
Three thousand small babies all covered in snot
Bicycles, tricycles, cripples and poor
Little baby Jesus curled up on the floor
FK you it's Christmas, your Apple iPad 2
FK you it's Christmas, your Kindle Fire too
Herme and Yukon and Bumbles that speak
Eight racist reindeer who pick on the weak
The obesest of Santa's and tiny little elves
Candles and ornaments lining the shelves
FK you it's Christmas, let's celebrate the day
FK you it's Christmas, so jolly and so gay
Family and friends all gathered 'round the hearth
Custom wrapped presents all sent from the heart
Your uncles and aunts and your great grandma to
Have the greatest of Christmas' Hanukah too.
FK you it's Christmas
FK you it's Christmas
FK you it's Christmas
FK you it's Christmas