All around the cobbler's bench The monkey chased the weasel The monkey thought 'twas all in fun Pop, goes the weasel I've no time to wait outside No patience to wait 'til by and by Kiss me quick, the months go by Pop, goes the weasel Half the pound of tuppenny rice Half the pound of treacle That's the way the money goes Pop, goes the weasel I've no time to wait outside No patience to wait 'til by and by Kiss me quick, the months go by Pop, goes the weasel All around the cobbler's bench The monkey chased the weasel The monkey thought 'twas all in fun Pop, goes the weasel I've no time to wait outside No patience to wait 'til by and by Kiss me quick, the months go by Pop, goes the weasel