Rollercoasters never scared me anyway In fact I always figured I'd go out in a blaze Of fire and glory but my life is boring So I'll probably just die of old age But that's okay Maybe I'll look cool when I go grey Slow down, I can barely make it to the couch Everything's spinning and my body feels so weak What now? If I'm on the verge of passing out Everything is spinning and my iPod Shuffle is singing me to sleep Write your name to claim the drink in that cup Consume every song from a limewire backup Things could not be less exciting Piercing, sterling, silver lining But that's okay Where there's a will there's something in the way Slow down, I can barely make it to the couch Everything is spinning and my body feels so weak What now? If I'm on the verge of passing out Everything is spinning and my iPod Shuffle is singing me to sleep