I was minding my own just driving down a back road Came up on a big ole rig with his hood up spitting white smoke He had his four-ways on, and a cigarette lit I said Hey do you need a lift He said hell no then he tossed me out a cold one I been sitting here all damn day and I ain't seen no one I ain't got no bars and my C.B.'s blown I didn't want him to drink alone At a broke down beer truck In the middle of no-where-ville Passing them around and raising them up Until they're gone you know right where we'll Be all night on the side of the shoulder Stop on by just pull on over Until the tow truck shows up We'll be getting tore up Getting tore up At the broke down beer truck Yea, a little while later we had ourselves a party Two blondes in a jeep and some bikers on their Harley's And some neighbors from up the way a farmer plowing his field Yea, news sure travels fast when you got a bar on wheels At a broke down beer truck In the middle of no-where-ville Passing them around and raising them up Until they're gone you know right where we'll Be all night on the side of the shoulder Stop on by just pull on over Until the tow truck shows up We'll be getting tore up Getting tore up At the broke down beer truck Yea, some cops showed up from the next town Thought for sure they'd shut us down But they just joined us for a round At the broke down beer truck In the middle of no-where-ville Passing them around and raising them up Until they're gone you know right where we'll Be all night on the side of the shoulder Stop on by just pull on over Until the tow truck shows up We'll be getting tore up Getting tore up At the broke down beer truck It was a blue light, light show Broke down beer truck Crank up that radio Broke down beer truck Yea, around here anything goes At the broke down beer truck