Drunken as hell, head is empty shell Distilled, fermented, I'm not feeling so well Conserved in the booze, there's no right to choose Spiritual conversion, an alcoholic fuse Morning... Shitfaced All day... Shitfaced Evening... Shitfaced All night... Shitfaced Lacking all my grace, memory erased When sober, then over, tottering to find my trace Ticking like a geiger, time to park a tiger Stomach plays reverse, I'd better to drink cider Morning... Shitfaced All day... Shitfaced Evening... Shitfaced All night... Shitfaced... And laced Life found in bottle, living at full throttle Everything I wish is rock 'n' roll in total Day's over, that's end, enough bucks I spent But life is just the bottle, believe me my friend!