If I had a car, we'd drive down to the ocean You'd call it el mar, and we'd lay out in the sand And if the sun was shining, I'd cover you with lotion Talk about the fine things and forget the second hand Oh Maria, dance a little closer Close your eyes and don't say anything Don't believe the sirens on Figueroa Just listen to Carmelita sing Las Mañanitas Sweet Maria And if I had a plane, we'd fly to Costa Rica Land atop a mountain and look down on the world I'd learn to speak Spanish, we'd eat comida rica And everything would vanish that we didn't want in our world Oh Maria, dance a little closer Close your eyes and don't say anything Don't believe the sirens on Figueroa Just listen to Carmelita sing Las Mañanitas Sweet Maria And if I wasn't me, I wouldn't blow my money On cocaine mariachi, and we could do all that kind of stuff And maybe I'd never worry that you weren't gonna love me That I'd wake up and find you burned me Cuz I didn't have enough for you Maria, dance a little closer Close your eyes and don't say anything Don't believe the sirens on Figueroa Just listen to Carmelita sing Las Mañanitas Sweet Maria