Does anybody have a couple of things
That I could borrow today for tea?
I've got a party of mechanical guests
Coming over to visit me
They're very friendly and they're perfectly safe
Any time they show up for dates
The only problem is the previous time
They destroyed all my cups and plates
Robot tea party
Sit back relax and charge your battery
Come along and see
A bunch of robots at a party drinking tea
Pass the sugar please
I asked a robot what he wanted to drink
He said "oolong and motor oil"
I asked him "would you like a biscuit with that?"
He said "wrap it up in tin foil"
We talk about the latest movies and songs
We play Cribbage and Crazy Eights
And then the robots play a terrible game
They call "Destroy all the Cups and Plates"
Robot tea party
Sit back relax and charge your battery
Come along and see
A bunch of robots at a party drinking tea
I'd like some orange pekoe
With nutmeg and toothpaste
The flavour doesn't matter
I have no sense of taste
Darjeeling is my favourite
I even think it's worth it
That every time I drink it
My processors short circuit
Calling all automatons
I'm gonna put the kettle on
Robot tea party
Sit back relax and charge your battery
Come along and see
A bunch of robots at a party drinking tea
Sorry about your plates