I saw Santa in a four-wheel drive With presents in the back and mud up the side It must've been a rainy Christmas night Cause I saw Santa in a jacked up four-wheel drive A four wheel drive, he's got a four-wheel drive It was Christmas eve, I had my heater on just creepin around I saw a buck down my the mud, I rolled my window down I heard stories, but I thought they was lies I saw a buck with a red nose shinin like a light But i, I let it go and just keep creepin along But I know I keep hearin that jingle bell song Before too long I had to slam on breaks I bout t-boned Santa clause's chevrolet He had it jacked up to the sky, sleigh bells on the side Mickey Thompson and 44's, two step runnin boys Red velvet trimmed the dash I couldn't believe it when I passed It wasn't no rain it wasn't no fog And I didn't have no eggnog I'm glad I didn't miss this, his front tag said wishlist Smy head in disbelief, he smiled and then he winked at me I never woulda coulda bet that Santa was a redneck I guess a little was in us all, so have a merry Christmas ya'll