Hey
Yeah, you
Oh you're a shy one aren't you?
And so f#$*^g cute!
Nerdy bear
Behind them glasses you're a dirty bear
So shake that ass in daddy underwear
And let me sneak into your secret lair
It's a Friday night and the club is bumpin
But you're hanging tight and cuddling with your punkin
You got that SmashBro's combo locked tight
I'll be your Princess, you're Link, that's right
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, START
That's the cheat code to open my heart
Drop your controller, here, please use mine
Don't need no quarter, free plays all night
Nerdy bear
Behind them glasses you're a dirty bear
So shake that ass in daddy underwear
And let me sneak into your secret lair
Nerdy bear
Behind them glasses you're a dirty bear
So shake that ass in daddy underwear
And let me sneak into your secret lair
Now at a gathering, I'm getting hot and bothered
It's a monster and I'm getting clobbered
You have a +4 to saving throws vs. magic
To the rescue, so romantic
Listen
You are my hero ever single day
My greatest fantasy and the strongest man I know
You want me to get you an ice cream sandwich
Nerdy bear
Behind them glasses you're a dirty bear
So shake that ass in daddy underwear
And let me sneak into your secret lair
Nerdy bear
Behind them glasses you're a dirty bear
So shake that ass in daddy underwear
And let me sneak into your secret lair
"I've got an idea
You see those turnips
I know they're overpriced but let's buy some
You, me, our avatars, living dangerously.
I'll follow you anywhere
Nerdy bear
Behind them glasses you're a dirty bear
So shake that ass in daddy underwear