I know you're kinda new here on this side of town
And you may not know how quickly ugly rumors get around
It's about that married woman you see on the side
Here's some been there done that expert totally free advice
If you're not careful my wife's gonna leave you
You better not run around don't be untrue
'Cause I prefer you keep her so only one of us gets screwed
If you're not careful my wife's gonna leave you
I didn't mean to make you get choked on your beer
But if my wife saw you with that little tramp you brought in here
She'd hit the fan she'd be so mad she might come back to me
And proceed to make both our lives a total misery
So if you're not careful my wife's gonna leave you
You better not run around don't be untrue
'Cause I prefer you keep her so only one of us gets screwed
If you're not careful my wife's gonna leave you
I can't afford a big divorce I love my house and car
Why don't you and me just agree to keep things the way they are
'Cause if you're not careful my wife's gonna leave you
You better not run around don't be untrue
'Cause I prefer you keep her so only one of us gets screwed
If you're not careful my wife's gonna leave you
If you're not careful my wife's gonna leave you