In 1969 the space race had begun To shine a little light upon the moon Two giants going head to head, this mission can't be done Just get 'em back, get 'em home real soon A Stanley Kubrick fantasy Underlying question of morality You won the race, drank the champagne But how come no one's ever tried to do it again? Because la-ndin' on the moon Is scienti-fically impossible La-ndin' on the moon Is scienti-fically impossible "One small step for man; a giant leap for mankind" On televisions all around the world Ratings soars, people cried; national pride Inside the hearts of all the boys and girls A Stanley Kubrick fantasy A masterpiece of Hollywood insanity You won the race, drank the champagne But how come no one's ever tried to do it again How come no one's ever tried to do it again Because la-ndin' on the moon Is scienti-fically impossible La-ndin' on the moon Is scienti-fically impossible What a Monday adventure What an epic success If 2001 is Space Odyssey It's the edge Space Odyssey is Landing on the moon Landing on the moon La-ndin' on the moon Is scienti-fically impossible La-ndin' on the moon Is scienti-fically impossible (Landing on the moon) La-ndin' on the moon Is scienti-fically impossible (Landing on the moon) La-ndin' on the moon Is scienti-fically impossible