John asked 'Do you believe in aliens?'
"No John, I don't, I'm not five... I really think you've been alive too long for that"
He said "No Fionn... I know what I saw. A UFO flew by last night"
You ever heard someone talking so much shite?
I said "I don't work, don't work all day just to listen to you just bending my ear
I want to sit quiet with my favourite beer"
He just laughed, said "its not just the Little Green Men that we have to worry about now
They've got Rayguns that blow up buildings somehow"
That was enough, grabbed him by the collar
Threw him out the front door of the bar
Did the job but didn't throw him that far
Sat back down, now quiet at last
As I raised up my drink to my lips
Heard the patter of little footsteps
Getting their round in at the bar
Was one of those Green Little Men