Quack, quack, quack
That's no way to answer the phone, Susie
Hello, Matthews residence, this is Jimmy
Just a minute, please
Uncle Bill, Captain Adams wants to talk to you
Thanks Jimmy
Hi, Captain Adams, this is Bill
No, we don't usually have ducks answer the phone
That one belongs to Susie
Quack, quack
Quacker likes it
Yeah, it's great weather for ducks
I never thought about that, Uncle Bill
(You never thought about what?)
What did people do before the telephone was invented?
How'd they get messages to each other in a hurry
Let's see if we can't find out by playing make believe
Oh good!
That sounds like fun!
No, I wasn't still drunk
When I called you today
Can't pass it off as a drunk dial
Can't get out of it that way
Now my head's hurting me
But I think that's okay
'Cause it distracts from the embarrassment
Over what I decided to say
Hangover dial
Hangover dial
Hangover dial
I was too scared
To say the things that I thunk
So to loosen my tongue
I thought I would get drunk
But my head got clouded
And crowded with junk
So I went to a corner
And down to the ground I sunk
Hangover dial
Hangover dial
Hangover dial
As I watched you from that corner
Some new thoughts began
I would wait till the next day
And then call say, hey, I wanna be your man
Now I can be smart
Some days I know can
But somehow just now
I went through with that plan
Hangover dial
Hangover dial
Hangover dial
When your voicemail picked up
I should have stopped right there
But I was determined
And maybe I didn't even care
So I said my piece
I laid it all out right there
And now as I'm hanging up
I begin to realize my error
Hangover dial
Hangover dial
I probably won't be hearing from you
For a while
Hangover dial
Hangover dial
I probably won't be hearing from you
For a while