The moment you've all been waiting for
I had been hoping we cut this song from the set
(What?)
Wait? Who said that? Not you!
(Is there an opener for that beer?)
I was joking
Yeah, you were joking
Aaah haa haa
(I don't have my lighter)
No, it's alright
Please sit on my face
(Could someone get me a beer?)
You're a hybrid car
That runs on vegetable oil
And carbonated semen
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
Please sit on my face
Spanish Harlem late-night visits
Funeral parlors make my heart skip
Phony people in a dungeon
Wearing butt plugs made of salt
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
New hemorrhoids are like unopened rosebuds
You're my backstage pass and down and out the tunnel of love
I want to suffocate in your avalanche
I would fall down that hole if I just had the chance
You're a thin liquid trickle from a ruby grapefruit
I'm a dead piece of mail climbing up the wrong chute
Maybe I'll cut off both of your butt cheeks and I'll turn them into rolls
I'll eat out the backside while I fry up, slurp down, enjoy your soul
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
My baby girl love, I'll pump you full of gasoline
I feel it burn in your spleen
That's the taste of my love
My love is burning full of doo doo for your poo poo
My heart is aching like a sitcom when the kids go to the prom
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
Like two warm loaves of bread
You're sitting on my head
I'm smothering you with loving
Fresh from the oven (Fresh Jon Glovin)
Journey to the center of your butt cheeks
I don't care if you want to sit there for weeks
You can sit on my face forever if you wish
I don't give a fuck if that ass smells like fish
I love you, girl, like a gorilla loves a kitten
I love it when my face is where you're motherfucking sittin'
I love you, babe, you know I really care
Just think of my face as your personal chair
And please sit on my chair (Please sit on my chair)
Please sit on my chair (Please sit on my chair)
Please sit on my chair (Please sit on my chair)
Take the subway to the very far away
Take a seat and remote
I know your ass is beat
Time is so cruel when you're in the stool
Escape from being in a race
You'll feel better at my place
So please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
Please sit on my face (Please sit on my face)
And I will always love you
I will always love you
I will always love
Your doo doo, the poo poo that trickles from my pee hole
My pee pee, my poo poo that trickles from my pee hole
My doo doo, your poo poo that trickles from my pee hole
My pee pee, my poo poo that trickles from my pee hole
My doo doo, my poo poo that trickles from my pee hole
My doo doo, my poo poo that trickles from my pee hole
Your pee pee, your poo poo that trickles from my pee hole
That trickles
That trickles from your pee hole
Please sit on my face
Please sit on my face
Please sit on my face
Please sit on my face
Please sit on my face