Me and my truck like to hit the streets
See just how many pretty girls we can meet
After 2 a.m. on the weekend
There was a nine out of ten standing outside the bar
"My name is Shane"
"How do you like me so far?"
That was my pickupline
It's been working since '99
She didn't even say a word
Turned on her heels and flipped me the bird
Lately we dont't have the effect we used to have on the girls
Me and my old pickup truck
These days we don't pickup much
But there's chrome on the hood
Man, we're looking so good when we're looking for love
I know we'll be rolling again
Someday soon, somewhere around the bend
I know we'll have better luck
Me and my pickup truck
Nine out of ten was still looking at me
I asked her, "Are you from Tennessee?"
"Because baby, you're the only ten I see"
She smiled back much to my suprise
"I need a map 'cause I am lost in your eyes."
Was the last thing I said
Before her purse hit my head
Now we are sitting here all alone
Me and Chevy at the side of the road
Wondering how our dynamic duo went so wrong (that's just sad)
Me and my old pickup truck
These days we don't pickup much
Maybe pink furry dice and a can of Old Spice
Are making us too hot to touch
I know we will be rolling again
Someday soon, somewhere around the bend
I know we'll have better luck
Me and my pickup truck
Maybe we need to give this thing just one more try
Bigger tires and a new paint job with flames on the side
Would really pimp out our ride
Me and my old pickup truck
These days we don't pick up much
But I know in a while
We'll be driving in style
Right on out of this rut
I'm sure we'll be rolling again
Someday soon somewhere around the bend
I know we'll have better luck
Me and my pickup truck
Just a couple of fixer-ups
Me and my pickup truck