There was this cute American guy He was from Texas He drunk too much coffee Had terrible skin condition It was love at first sight you know And then... nothing He said: I wish I could be with you baby I said: well you can He said: my life is complicated I said: yeah... yeah... sure ♪ This other guy from Netherlands I guess he was too young 16, 17 Spoke a weird language Nothing to say really Bla bla bla He was blond you know But he was not pure ♪ Then came this French guy With a bag of problems Trés beau, trés riche, intelligent God... He was annoying I tried to give him a chance 'Cause I'm a good girl He said: how can I get to know you more I said: well you can't He said: my life is complicated I said: yeah yeah... sure I guess he was useless in daylight But still