There was this cute American guy
He was from Texas
He drunk too much coffee
Had terrible skin condition
It was love at first sight you know
And then... nothing
He said: I wish I could be with you baby
I said: well you can
He said: my life is complicated
I said: yeah... yeah... sure
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This other guy from Netherlands
I guess he was too young 16, 17
Spoke a weird language
Nothing to say really
Bla bla bla
He was blond you know
But he was not pure
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Then came this French guy
With a bag of problems
Trés beau, trés riche, intelligent
God... He was annoying
I tried to give him a chance
'Cause I'm a good girl
He said: how can I get to know you more
I said: well you can't
He said: my life is complicated
I said: yeah yeah... sure
I guess he was useless in daylight
But still