I'll still give you haircuts if you let me. We can forget we ever tried anything. I'll sweep your hair up off the floor, seal it in a ziplock bag, and keep it in my top drawer. But I'm just your haircut man now, so please come and sit down, and let me touch your hair in a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way. But I have to lay here on our couch and listen to you fuck every night. I want to move out. I want to move on. Its not me you're sharing your room with anymore. I want to move out. I want to move on. But I have to lay here on our couch and listen to you fuck every night. I want to move out. I want to move on. Its not me you're trying new things with behind closed doors. I want to move out. I want to move on.