Leave me outside at the door Begging for inclusion This is where I'll try to make my bed Catalyze illusions I'm obedient with my consent Not a picky eater Tie me to the porch when I want more Such a tricky keeper Why don't you touch me with sincerity Won't you treat me like a living thing I'd run away if the roles were shifted I run away when my chain is lifted A good girl doesn't speak Groom me nice, and make me clean A good girl doesn't bite Keep my leash nice and tight