Stop, you gonna make me cry
You mean to tell me that some guy
He took your heart and left you in a spin
I'm stupified by what your saying
Hey, wait, do you hear something playing?
I think it's the world's smallest violin
Boo frickin' hoo
So some guy's been frickin' you
Well, we all get fricked around from time to time
No frickin' ands or ifs or buts
You think you're special you're frickin' nuts
It just what boys and girl were born to do
Boo frickin' hoo
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So I guess that you must be
The first girl in our history
To wake and find that her true love has gone
The first one to be left alone
Well, get me Jerry Lewis on the telephone
And we'll get you a great big telephone
Boo frickin' hoo
I'm sure you fricked somebody too
And you live to frick someone over again
It's a vicious frickin' ugly cycle
First Mark fricks Meg then Meg fricks Michael
The frickin' never frickin' ends it's true
Boo frickin' hoo