Think about some orphans
And how destitute they are
Think about your kitten
That was hitten by that car
Think of how you never got to tell Mr.Whiskers
'Goodbye'
Tonight, for once, you're gonna be
The one of us to cry
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Think about that that Smiths song
You never let me play
Think of how the rainforest is shrinking every day
Think of all those birdies
Who are now too sad to fly
Tonight, for once, you're gonna be
The one of us to cry
'Cause I spent too many nights
Reaching for the tissues
You tell me I've got issues
But my issue is you suck
I'm gonna make you tear up
Just like you do to me
I will help you chear up
Even dually
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Think about the time you got stood up for the prom
Think about the way that hunter blasted Bambi's mom
Think of all your friends
And how someday they'll all die
Tonight, for once, you're gonna be
The one of us to cry