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Who wants to groom virtual storefront profiles 24/7? Manicuring 1000 profiles all the time is no way to live. You feel me: Everybody says "be yourself," then you have to grubstake "Your Self" as a vassal-brand-commodity-storefront -- like it's squatted land -- within a third party's virtual realm. Like the back of Kludge's packaging. #expressyourself on the Proof I Exist Playlist. Slurp! Slurp! Slurp!