Diggin' in the trash can Chasin' down the postman I piss where I please, piss where I please Alley's got my dinner No saints, no sinners I piss where I please, piss where I please I'm a stray dog I'm a stray dog Dug under a chain fence Sleep under a park bench I piss where I please, piss where I please When the wind switches I'll be sniffin' out the bitches I piss where I please, piss where I please I'm a stray dog I'm a stray dog When you hear me howlin' It ain't the moonlight When you hear me howlin' I'm howlin' at the midnight Could you step back, sir While I scuffle with some bastards I piss where I please, piss where I please I'm barkin' out my story I'm markin' territory I piss where I please, piss where I please I'm a stray dog I'm a stray dog When you hear me howlin' It ain't the moonlight When you hear me howlin' I'm howlin' at the midnight There's dirt on my face Can I sleep at your place I piss where I please, piss where I please I'm diggin' in a trash can