Sweaty summer five We would've boiled alive But for Andy Jenkins' mom Yelling "Batman's coming on!" That's right, she did! She did! We stared into the box Wondering how they'd pick the locks They always did! They did! We never let each other know We all hoped Newmar would show Oh, boy, she did! How would they escape We'd put on our capes Back out in the sun She'd tell us not to run But we did! Last night the kids were in the mood To go to Gotham by the tube My oldest got the jokes My youngest pulled the blanket to her nose She did! She did!