Uh My baby ain't no Martha Stewart kinda girl Ain't never heard of Martha Wayne But I don't love her for the way she bakes a bird Or her sweet potato pie She don't do her cookin' in the kitchen She don't fry no bacon in no pan She don't do her cookin' in the kitchen Oh but believe me she knows just how to feed a hungry man Now and then she'll play a little french with me She'll tie that apron round her back But she ain't ever learned to work a microwave Ask me if I give a damn about that! She don't do her cookin' in the kitchen She don't fry no bacon in no pan She don't do her cookin' in the kitchen Oh but believe me she knows just how to feed a hungry man All the other fellas up and down the block They got their hamburger helper But they can't help but Wish they had what I got Ahh man... Awww She don't do her cookin' in the kitchen She don't fry no bacon in no pan She don't do her cookin' in the kitchen Oh but believe me she knows just how to feed a Yeah believe in me she know just how to treat a Yeah believe me she know just how to please a hungry man Oh yes she can Mmmm