I swear I meant To stay this time I put down roots I thought I was doing fine Apparently you can't outrun a fax machine Survived gods, but still don't get technology You know it's kind of funny? Just made a downpayment on a second hand Vespa Whoops I guess I'm a bad investor How can I make repayments in a different reality? I've lost the script The phase is flipped And I'm ruined financially I'm a credit to my team But my credit rating is lower than a submarine A shadow conscript The phase is flipped And I'm ruined financially While I'm gone I know I'll be missed By half The Garage, my landlord and maybe my optometrist I want off this merry-go-round, it stopped being fun But until then it's another awful day for Mike Townsend's prodigal son How can I make repayments in a different reality? I've lost the script The phase is flipped And I'm ruined financially I'm a credit to my team But my credit rating is lower than a submarine A shadow conscript The phase is flipped And I'm ruined, ruined, ruined ru- ru- ru- ru- ru-