Theodore Duende's the perfect captain
Solid fundamentals and a great friend
We need more sluggers like him and Allison Abbott
We need less people like Mike Townsend
We've got Luis Acevedo
The best vocaloid in the league
But I'll get to that later
We've got Gwiff now and Gwiff never wiffs
I think he's at least half owl, it's unclear
But we've got Luis Acevedo
The only vocaloid who can thwack
When they're at bat they bellow
This next runs for Hotdogfingers
A victim of eldricth circumstance
If she lived to see our new pitcher
This next ground outs for Mike Townsend
We're going to win in spite of you
If we don't win that's totally ok
'Cause you know we're gonna
Pa, pa, pa, pa, park it
Theodore Duende's got the formula
That's why they call Blaseball the sweet science
He just walks up to the plate and says
"Yeah, Soundgarden is pretty good
But they're far from the best band out of Seattle"
Have you heard of this band Weep Wave?
I'll make you a mixtape after this"
Then he hits a grand slam
This next runs for Hotdogfingers
A victim of eldricth circumstance
If she lived to see our new pitcher
This next ground outs for Mike Townsend
We're gonna win in spite of you
Out of the way, it's Duendesday season
I know we're anticapitalist
But Tiana Cash didn't have to die
She was literally made of money
Though I'm sure it informed her politics so for her
Pa, pa, pa, pa, park it
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This next runs for Hotdogfingers
A victim of eldricth circumstance
If she lived to see our new pitcher
This next ground outs for Mike Townsend
We're gonna win in spite of you
Out of the way, it's Duendesday season
I know we're anticapitalist
But Tiana Cash didn't have to die
She was literally made of money
Though I'm sure it informed her politics so for her
Pa, pa, pa, pa, park it