It seems like no one cares I think I'll take the stairs Because nothing ever He punched himself in the face To prove he wasn't gay Because nothing ever happens Over and over and over and over again Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Nothing ever I dropped onto my knees And prayed to Jesus, please Will something happen Then they killed poor George dead They put a hammer through his head Now nothing ever happens Over and over and over and over again Na-na-na Na-na-na-na Nothing ever ♪ Get him up here Get him up here Get him on stage Get that guy on stage Come on, let's go, let's go Let's go ♪ Go on, Nick Go on, Nicky ♪ (Andy's in the bar for a bar fight) (Nick's in the bar for a bar fight) (Scott's in the bar for a bar fight) (Scott's in the bar for a bar fight) (In the bar for a bar fight) (Shit-eyes in the bar for a bar fight) (In the bar) (In the bar for a bar fight) (Andy's in the bar for a bar fight) (Jack is in the bar for a bar fight) ♪ No one, absolutely fucking no one Is in the bar for a bar fight tonight ♪ Biker's in the bar for a bar fight Over and over and over and over again Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Nothing ever happens Salut