Once I mingled with a pretty girl
Who wove a web of windy air
And left me tangled in a whirl
But it blew over; our affair
She's doing a lap dance in my dreams
Someone tell her that it's not for real
She's doing a lap dance every time I take a nap
It drives me crazy
I think I'm about to snap
Once I mingled with a pretty girl
The vacuum of my eyes gave its most inspired stare
It was time to unbuckle my silver spurs
After I gagged her parents and tied them to the chairs
She's doing a lap dance in my dreams
Someone tell her that it's not for real
She's doing a lap dance every time I take a nap
It drives me crazy
It's somebody else's dream perhaps
The tide was full the moon was fair
When I mingled with a pretty girl
And struggled with her obstinate hair
I tried to straighten her pubic curls
She's doing a lap dance in my dreams
Someone tell her that it's not for real
She's doing a lap dance every time I take a nap
It drives me crazy
It's somebody else's lap