I couldn't help but smile when you finally asked for my help You thought you could change the time On that clock by the door all yourselves I've seen you march in circles at some feeble command Then you all chant something silly for the mini-cam What an activist for all the world to see But did you lift a finger when they came after me I want you all to know That when you talked behind my back, I was above you And not even a change of heart could make me love you You were quite the laugh on your way to the ballot box What an impact you must have made on all our lives You must believe all the swill that you hear on the news And I'll bet Santa Claus bought your last pair of shoes Sam and Bear both profit when they make you afraid And just where do you think your money goes after you get paid I want you all to know That when you follow down my path, I'm still above you And not even a change of heart could make me love you