I'm a mess And it's losing its spark Used to have a value Now I'm alone in the dark And I know I ain't no sketch-a-graph baby And these jowls, scowls and watermouths They ain't genetically related So if you want to take it steady Can't you see that I'm not ready The certified, full-stop Pressure-drop cut-up Are you sure You wanna spend some time with me? Yeah, I'm a mess Yeah and I'm battin' way up my league For all the arm-swings And pretty things that I sing I'm a fuckin' disease And you're a jewel A drop from some of heaven's gene pool And when you turn your head, yeah You can hear the stairs all droop So if you want a little vacation Me and your ma can read A place in the sun I'm a certified full-stop Pressure-drop cut-up Are you sure You wanna spend some time with Are you sure You wanna spend a minute with Ah, come on Could you spend a second with me? Oh, well I'm a mess Oh hell, I know that it's a crappy excuse Gotta get myself a spring-clean Just to soak in the juice If you wanna take it slowly Lord help me if I'm not only A certified full-stop Pressure-drop cut-up Are you sure You wanna spend some time with Are you sure You wanna spend a minute with Oh come on babe Could ya spend a second with me?