You can build an abattoir on Anzac Cove You can invade Poland, scream death to the foe You can cut the ozone layer down by thirds Just don't come from the Western suburbs You go to the disco, the bouncer's a beast 'You go on in,' he says to the boys from the East. 'You gotta stay outside with the common herd' Just don't come from a Western suburb Just don't come from the Western suburbs Support the Olympics? What a load of merde Marry the ugly ug-booted birds You're the only one who gets what you deserve Just don't come from a Western suburb Just don't come from the Western suburbs Way out West, way out West You can get your education down at the tech You can never have heard of the proleteriat Never been there, of course, it's what I've heard I never came from a Western suburb! I smell! I stink! I stand on the Werribee line!