I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic I might like porno, but "Baywatch" is fucking sick I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum I might have gone to uni, but at least I know I'm dumb I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who's one I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat I might be a cunt Whoa-oh I might be a cunt But I'm not a fucking cunt I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows I might watch "A Current Affair", but I watch "Frontline" also I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder I mightn't tell the truth all the time Hey, what's your mum's number? I might be a cunt Whoa-oh I might be a cunt But I'm not a fucking cunt But I'm not a fucking cunt But I'm not a fucking cunt