Club culture unites the globe All nations pulsin' to the same strobe Down in Melbourne we think togetherness Means connecting in a literal sense If you want house you go to Chicago Brussels for hardcore, Detroit for techno If you happen on King Street by mischance You're in the home of compulsory health insurance Dumb 'n' base, It's the new style goin' round this place Dumb 'n' base, dumb 'n' base, Come and get a remix of your face The boys who cruise this neighbourhood Think clubbing is done with a length of wood Frankie Knuckles ain't worth a damn Here in fucknuckle bucks' night mini-bus land Dance to the rhythm of your best friend As the bouncers cut a breakbeat on his head It ain't hardcore acid or trance Your best friend's doing St. Vitus Dance Do the nightclub crawl and you can see How to get your body piercing done for free Who needs raves or dropping E When you got a bunch o' Daves dropping in the knee We're all one nation under a groove Vilification is the new dope move So come on everybody - let's get dancin' Tonight's guest DJ, who is Pauline Hanson! Dumb 'n' base, It's the new style goin' round this place Dumb 'n' base, dumb 'n' base, We failed the dope test for the human race Dumb 'n' base, dumb 'n' base, It's the new style goin' round this place Dumb 'n' base, dumb 'n' base, Where a girl's best friend is a can of mace.