I always get into stuff
Just as it's finishing being cool
I'm never quite brave enough
To take a chance on something new
That's for someone else to do
Oo-oo-ooo-oo
I'm never too far behind
I follow the trends
But I never take any risks
I'm not ahead of the pack
I'm just with the pack
Towards the back
== Fegh Maha Version ==
I'm not the middle of the road
But it's a safe distance from where I stand
I've got the greatest hits
Of some very cutting-edge bands
== Middleborough Rd Version
I know all about moshing
They do it in pits
I'm quite the Pearl Jam fan
I just bought their greatest hits
Woh-Oh I'm thinking of getting a nose ring
Now that I've seen one on Neighbours
Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo
I always get into stuff
Just as it's finishing being cool
== Fegh Maha Version ==
I've got one of those little silver scooters out the back
== Middleoborough Rd Version ==
I've got a race scooter out the back
Which I bought in 2002
Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo
Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo
Taking a chance
That's just not for me
If there's four levels of cool
Then I'm at level three
It goes:
Freakishly cool people first
Cool people next
Then there's me
And then my Mum
== Fegh Maha Version ==
I bought all the Pearl Jam albums last year
Hey isn't Chapel Street cool?
I never try to set a trend
'Cause I've been hurt before
The only time I went out on a limb
It didn't work out for the best
A bandanna round my chest
Over a vest
I always get into stuff
Just as it's finishing being cool
Taking such big fashion risks
That's for rock stars to do
You can afford
To wear whatever you like
When you get that much --------
Do you like that word?
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I think it's cool
What do you think?
Me neither