I tell myself what's done is done I tell myself don't be a fool Play the field have a lot of fun It's easy when you play it cool I tell myself don't be a chump Who cares let him stay away That's when the phone rings And I jump And as I grab the phone I pray Let it please be him Oh dear God It must be him It must be him Or I shall die Or I shall die Oh hello, hello, My dear God, it must be him But it's not him and then I die That's when I die After a while I'm myself again I pick the pieces off the floor Put my heart on the shelf again He'll never hurt me anymore I'm not a puppet on a string I'll find somebody else someday Thats when the phone rings And once again I start to pray Let it please be him Oh, dear God, It must be him It must be him Or I shall die Or I shall die Oh, hello, hello, my dear God It must be him But it's not him And then I die That's when I die Let it please be him My dear God, it must be him Or I shall die Or I shall die