I think I'll head down to the disco Do the mambo with the chicks With dicks Because you're never too old or Too dead To learn a couple new tricks It's the Year of the Maggot It's the Year of the Flood Give a little money Give a little blood This is the part where they cut Out your heart And they feed it to the Spirit of The Snake Put your back teeth in a rattle So the princess, she can do her Serpent shake It's the Year of the Lion It's the Year of the Dog Take one for the team And satisfy the gods My, my, my baby, I'm so happy I will love you until it hurts Swear you're going to be my baby Lie down here with me in the Beautiful dirt I saw your momma, she was Holding up the local pharmacy You better learn to tango Because your supper, it won't Cook itself for free I saw your Jesus, he was out There, he was begging in the streets He keeps dying for your sins, But your sins won't buy him Anything to eat It's the Year of the Viper It's the Year of the Lord But you're keeping all the candy While we're diving on your Sword again My, my, my baby, I'm so happy I will love you until it hurts Swear you're going to be my baby Lie down here with me in the Beautiful dirt In the beautiful dirt In the beautiful dirt I swear I saw your Noah in a Panic at the zoo With his dart gun and a safety Net he's rounding up the Monkeys two by two This is the Year of the Horse And there's terror in his eyes Better build a bigger boat Because the water is going To rise I saw Madonna and her baby, They were locked out of the gates Seems the guards have bought A rock the size of Egypt, so the King of Kings can wait It's the Year of the Dragon Pulling apples from the vine Everyone forgets you Once the water is turned to wine My, my, my baby, I'm so happy I'll be dancing until it hurts Swear you're going to be my baby Lie down here with me My, my, my baby, I'm so happy I will show you what you're Worth Swear you're going to be my baby Lie down here with me My, my, my baby, I'm so happy I will love you until it hurts Swear you're going to be my baby Lie down here with me Lie down here with me in the Beautiful dirt In the sacramental, in the levity dirt In the beautiful dirt